Jon Etter

Writer, Teacher, Resident of the October Country

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A while back I announced that A Dreadful Fairy Book, the first book in my three-book series Those Dreadful Fairy Books, was scheduled for a June 2019 release. Well, the amazing people at Amberjack Publishing are so excited about the book that they have moved up publication to November 6th, 2018! So the realization of my childhood dream is now going to happen eight months earlier, and I couldn’t be more excited! That’s why I’m overusing exclamation points! Just try to stop me! You can’t!

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Sorry for the extended radio silence but I’ve been hard at work revising a YA Noir Murder Mystery that my agent will be shopping around soon and writing the second book in my series for Amberjack PublishingThose Dreadful Fairy Books, which I’m hoping to have done by June or July so that I can tackle edits on The Dreadful Fairy Book and get cracking on book three of the series. Plus I’ve been putzing around and wasting some of my time teaching and raising my children and such. So it’s a busy little life I’ve got going here and unfortunately posting on the ol’ website hasn’t been–nor will it be–my top priority. But here’s an update! Woo!

Bards & Sages Quarterly, who previously published a couple of my stories in their anthology The Great Tome of Forgotten Relics and Artifactshave been kind enough to publish another one of my stories in their latest issue: “Window Rattlin’.” The story was inspired by my son’s fear of the way one of the windows in his room would rattle when it was windy out. Over time, it kind of took on a life of its own in his imagination and became “Window Rattlin’,” a name my wife and I also used to refer to the window/the bogey that had taken up residence in my son’s brain. I do need to admit that while I was usually pretty understanding, there were times, especially in the middle of the night, when I was a little less understanding and patient than I could/should have been, so the unsympathetic father (who is much less sympathetic than I was/am) and what happens to him in the story is to some degree or other an admission of guilt, an act of penance, some form of transference or sublimation, or all of the above. Feel free to read it and psychoanalyze to your heart’s content.

As always, thanks for reading and for visiting the website!

I’m excited to report that earlier this week I signed a three-book deal (THREE BOOKS!) with Amberjack Publishing, who are currently putting out some of the coolest books for kids, teens, and adults right now! The middle grade comedy/fantasy series is entitled Those Dreadful Fairy Books, with the first one, A Dreadful Fairy Book, due out in June of 2019 with each sequel due out June 2020 and June 2021.

A Dreadful Fairy Book focuses on Shade, a grumpy, bookish sprite who would rather spend her time inside reading than flying, playing acorn-toss, or engaging in Grand Projects like her fellow sprites of Pleasant Hollow. When her house burns down, she reluctantly goes on a quest to find a possibly mythic library. Along the way, she meets and/or teams up with a variety of misfit fairies, including a dandy troll who refuses to live under bridges, a questing beast who doesn’t like to be chased, a card-sharping brownie who doesn’t do housework, and a mute, kleptomaniacal pixie. If readers have half as much fun reading it as I did writing it…well, that might lead to some negative reviews and poor sales, now that I think of it. Let’s just say that I had a blast writing it, and I can’t wait for people to have the chance to enjoy it themselves.

I also need to take a moment to thank my agent, the amazing Adria Goetz, for getting my book in the hands of editors, and the delightful Dayna Anderson and Kayla Church at Amberjack for making my childhood dream of having a book written by me sitting on shelves in libraries a reality. Most of all, I need to thank my wonderful wife for encouraging me in all of my writings in general and specifically telling me “You should work on the fairy book next” and my kids for listening to me read it and telling me that the funny bits were actually funny.

Stay tuned here and to my Facebook and Twitter accounts for updates! Thanks!

Jon

I’m happy to report that Fighting Monkey Press’s anthology Uncommon Lands, edited by the incomparable Jessica West, is now available in both print and ebook formats and includes my short magical realism romance “Anderson’s Necessaries.” Jess has really put together a fantastic collection of stories, and I’m honored to be included.

I’d also like to thank Kay in Scotland for the lovely note about the story. I’m so glad you enjoyed it and hope that it was worthy of your chocolate getting melty while reading it.

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Entombed in Verse: An Epitaph for Salem is out now! Got my comp copy yesterday and read it cover to cover. Now that I’ve seen the array of talent that Amber Newberry and Laurie Moran lined up, I’m even more honored to have my little poem, “Song of Salem,” included in the bunch. You can order a copy directly from Fundead Publications or through Amazon or Barnes and Noble, although I encourage you to click the link and order directly from them–it’s a little more money directly in their pockets.

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I’m ecstatic to report that I have a literary agent! Yesterday, I signed a contract with the wonderful Adria Goetz of Martin Literary Management in Seattle. If anyone can help me fulfill my childhood dream to one day go to a library and see a book with my name on it on the shelves, it’s her.

That said, obviously there’s no guarantee that any of my books will ever see print, but the odds just went way up, so fingers crossed!

 

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I don’t write much poetry–I’m more of a prose man when it comes to writing–but I do dabble a bit in poetry when what I’ve got to say lends itself best to that form. So I’m very surprised and pleased to announce that I’ll have my first published poem, “Song of Salem,” hit the stands this summer in the anthology Entombed in Verse: An Epitaph for Salema collection of poems about Salem, Massachusetts focusing on its culture and heritage, including, of course, the infamous witch trials. “Song of Salem” is a Golden Shovel poem, which takes a quote from an existing work and then uses each word from that quote as an end word in a way that comments or expands on the original quote. The jumping off for “Song” is a quote from the infamous Malleus Maleficarum, or “Hammer of Witches,” used for over two hundred years to identify, try, and execute witches, including those killed in Salem:

“To conclude: All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable.”

If you are so inclined, you can pre-order the collection from Fundead Publishing at the link above or wait for it to be available on Amazon in print and ebook format sometime this summer.

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I’m very happy to report that Dark Fire Fiction has been kind enough to publish my short story “Dissecting the Future” on their website. They do a great job of bringin’ the creepy, so it’s a real honor for them to pick up the story. Word to the wise: while my fiction usually sticks to sunnier patches of fantasy, this one is right from the pools of darkness (and blood) down in fiction’s cellar. So if you’re in the mood for something gruesome and didn’t have the chance to read this story back when it appeared in print in Midnight Circus, just click on the title and enjoy! Or be terrified! Or nauseated! Or maybe hit the trifecta!